Santa Claus is Shredding You Down

February 10, 2015Uncategorized

Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas 😀 Here’s a funny replacement of the “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” Christmas Carol starring Senshido Santa. Enjoy 🙂

santa claus is shredding you down

You better watch out
You better go hide
He knows you fucked up and you’re going to die
Santa Claus is shredding you down

He knows if you’re stealing
He knows if you’re raping
He knows if you are dealing
Or have been shanking
Santa Claus is shredding you down

He watches you when you’re sleeping
He stalks you when you’re awake
He knows if you are packing
Fighting him back is a huge mistake

He’s breaking your fingers and raking your eyes
He’s crushing your throat and muffling your cries
Santa Claus is shredding you down

He’s grabbing your ear
He’s shredding you twice
He’s already decided you’re naughty not nice
Santa Claus is shredding you down

O! You better man up!
You better not cry
Better not run
He’ll hunt you down
Santa Claus is shredding you down
Santa Claus is shredding you down

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